You Might Be A New York Yankee if... (Inspired by the "You might be a Yankee if..." list)

1. Your DH is also your drug dealer
2. You find Mariah Carey in your locker
3. You need a ten-year-old with a glove to win the World Series for you
4. You've been hired and fired by the same employer five times
5. You wake up in a cold sweat hearing airplanes (sorry, that's You Might be a New York Met if...)
6. You did not play in the New York Yankee farm system
7. You see your boss all week, plus Thursdays at 9:00 on NBC
8. A large beam suddenly falls on your head
9. You have exposed more than your windup in the bullpen
10. You've been beaten by Sipowicz